Tag Archives: fail

Hillary, The Problem is YOU!

Hillary Clinton released her campaign manager after Obama swept the weekend’s primaries. Hillary, the problem isn’t your campaign manager, it’s YOU. You represent the same old lousy shady politics that people complain about all the time. When you get up to speak you come across like an angry shrew who is raising her voice to chastise all us bad children.

You make grand impossible promises like universal healthcare that you know isn’t feasible. When the plan fails we know you’ll… Read More

Pimping Your Ignorance

MSNBC’s David Shuster expresses his negative opinion on Clinton using her daughter to call celebrities and super delegates on her behalf by using the phrase “pimping out” to describe the strategy. The result? Everyone goes apeshit.

I don’t know if I agree with his opinion or not, but I do know that Shuster wasn’t suggesting Chelsea was actually being used to exchange sex for votes. It’s a figure of speech folks, and a pretty common one. Anyone who… Read More

Reporters Fail At Reporting

Oh my god, sushi will poison us all with mercury!

oh wait… no, Marian Burros just sucks at reporting.

Took me exactly 0.06 seconds to generate 97 Google News results for “tuna mercury” which contained both sides of the story and gave me a more complete and balanced understanding of the story. It probably took Burros the better half of the winter to piece together that lopsided alarmist falsehood-fiesta.

Welcome to the global network reporters, where we all… Read More

Man Up America!

Sitting here watching the Packers and Giants face off in a classic frigid playoff contest to see who will face the Patriots in the Super Bowl, when amid all this classic football manliness I am taken back by a commercial. This commercial touts Ryan Seacrest’s hosting of the red carpet during the pregame festivities for the Super Bowl.

Waaaaaaah?!?!?! Hoooold on… When in sam hill did the Super Bowl, the end all be-all contest of skull cracking, QB… Read More

Razor Blade in Candy, OMG!

Seeing as how in the history of mankind nearly 100% of reports of tampered candy have been the result of either a hoax or by the parents themselves, you’d think the news media and the police would not be such gullible dopes. But casting common sense aside, we buy this teenagers obviously made up story and the hysteria of tampered candy revs up once again. Sigh… When we do finally find out that this jackass is making it… Read More