Mark Gormley is intense. By intense I mean that if you hear one song you will wish he would record a 12 minute version of that song… because the music is that cool. 11 minutes will leave you wishing for more Mark Gormley, but 13 would literally blow your mind. If your mind is blown, you could no longer hear the magic of Mark Gormley, and that would be bad.
It is said that with great power comes great responsibility… this is a lie. With great power comes Mark Gormley… and vice versa. Your only responsibility is to hear the words of Mark Gormley… and try not to weep in his presence. It makes him uncomfortable, and we don’t want that.
If you rearrange the letters of Mark Gormley’s name in alphabetical order, remove all instances of A, E, K, L, M, R and Y… and then add a D to the end, you will see the true face of Mark Gormley. This is no coincidence, it is proven science and algebra (which is Latin for science of letters.)
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> Hey!
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> What in the Gorm do you think you’re doing? You’re not the Gormley! You
> can’t have Gormley’s site! You must deliver unto Gormley what is Gormley,
> and by that I mean any Gorms you receive from your faux-Gormlies!
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> I have contacted many other Gormanauts and we are prepared to unleash a SHIT
> GORM of Gorm powered RAGE upon you! We will crack our lungs with THUNDER as
> you sit your cigarette burning!