I Eat Pardoned Turkeys

Pardoning turkeys is stupid. Turkeys are for eating. In fact, I think I would vote for a presidential candidate who vowed to eat the turkeys given to them for the length of their term. I also want a shirt that reads “I Eat Pardoned Turkeys”.

One Comment

  1. Anonymous
    Posted 11/28/2007 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Rumor has it the pardoned turkey’s went to Disney where let’s just say…

    They were really enjoyed after the parade.

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