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Posted by Terry Howard @ 11/09/2006  
Fox 35 News is such garbage. They are the epitome of everything that is wrong with stupid lame sensationalized local news. It's always "Does a killer lurk in your kitchen? Find out only on Fox 35 News!" and then it's a story about how serrated knifes can cut you or some other total waste of air time. How can any of the personalities or producers over there go home and feel good about how they spent their day? Seriously, do you people just go home, drink a pint of scotch, and then gingerly caress the trigger of a pistol while you ponder your own self worth and what the point of it all is?
I just heard a promo that went something along the lines of "Local teachers' blogs EXPOSED!" GAAAAAAAASP!!! My ever loving god! Are you serious???? Teachers.... blogging? You mean they have opinions and lives outside of the classroom. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.... Maybe they... HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE! Where they have FRIENDS!!! And... could it be??? Maybe they have a picture holding a cocktail (is there a MySpace page that doesn't feature this?) The children will all be burned alive by the horrors! Or more likely they will see some pointless picture of Miss Jenkins at St. Patty's day brought into their living room and some douchebag tard who calls himself a reporter call her a whore. But you're doing it for the children so you're a star! Actually you're probably a couple rating points away from busing tables again at the Waffle House next week (I am soooo sorry Waffle House, you did not deserve to be mentioned along with these miscreants.)
Seriously Fox 35... next time you're swirling that last sip of Glenlivet and the moment of truth arrives... do us all a solid and pull the damn trigger.
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